Saskatoon, SK
2:53AM
27 December 2005
OFFICE OF TAHEREH HAJI
received word STOP attack verbeke STOP paint green van kitchen white STOP perps hindered by one P.S. STOP may attack tomorrow STOP owner be warned perps brown and perceived dangerous STOP advise appointment with auto paint shop STOP
the above is a telegram that i have just received. i do not know who owns this "green van", but i assume that "verbeke" should be quite worried at this point. i hear that the color "kitchen white" is very tacky and out dated. (if it ever was in at all... *shudders*). i suggest that the owner come forward - i may be able to assist in the efforts to pursue this conniving fiends! ~T.H.
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......im confused......
lol
hehehe, yes you would be at this, ST. it's ok. all will reveal itself in due course.
I think it's Teegan actually. I heard someone was out to attack her crappy little van and paint it with kitchen paint. Her van happens to be green, I think she lives on Verbeke, and she is quite a fiesty little thing!
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