Monday, April 16, 2007

things i learnt yesterday

  1. in terms of food additives, the term "contaminant" does not include insect fragments, rodent hairs and other extraneous matter
    • ok.. so... what about whiskers?
  2. smoking and deep sea fishing are more dangerous than food additives

oh - and a survey!

i want you all to say - phonetically : eee-pine (like pine tree) - frein ... now faster, eeepinefrein

question: if you are a forth year (honors) life science student (like a biochemist maybe...) and you pronounce "epinephrine", "eeepinefriene", should you be allowed to graduate?

leave a yes or a no in the comments section

The above is not at all, in any way, shape or form, based on a true story, or on the life of a close friend/classmate of mine. Any similarities you might see are surely a figment of your crrrazy imagination and not a reflection on me writing about someone else.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Um, yeah... I, ahhh... I mean, this individual should definitely be allowed to graduate! It was funny, ok?!?!